Zach Glenn

So I'm playing with 3 older guys, in their mid to late 60s - bill and frank who are friends, and bob an old retired guy about to get married for the third time. Bill and I hit it off after a few holes and he asks if ive ever gotten a hole in one or albatross before. I tell him I haven't. He tells me about how he's gotten one hole in one and actually got an albatross on the course we were playing. So we continue our round and we get to the 16th tee. I hit my drive off the tee about 320-330 yards and thought I saw the ball kick right short of the green and go into some shit. Bob tells me he thinks it was a great drive but he's old and hasnt been able to see anything beyond 100 yards all day. So, I go looking for my ball in the rough and some short brush but, obviously, couldn't find it anywhere. I drop a ball and chip onto the green. By the time I get onto the green, bob and bill had putt a couple times but neither of them finished out their putts - frank stopped playing cause he hurt his back, so he's sitting in the cart. So I two putt and sink the second in the hole. I go to reach into the hole, and there is my ball I hit off the teebox. Its sitting next to the ball I was just playing. I yelled, "I found my ball! " bob, bill and frank turn towards me all at the same time and are in disbelief. I hold up my hands and with both raised, I point with my right hand towards the cup and say, "my first ball is in the hole. " each of the guys starts daping me up, telling me how awesome it is and how unbelievable it was that the ball was in the hole. Bill then turns to me and says, "that's an albatross, too. " we finish the round and bob and I take my scorecard to the proshop. I tell the pro that I got a hole in one on 16, he pauses and says "you mean 17? " (hole 17 is a par 3). Bob and I say "nope! " the pro looks shocked and says, that's the longest hole in one I've ever heard of, I tell him I couldn't believe it and went through the story. Shit, I still can't believe it!